I hope this story makes you smile, laugh and feel better about your life. Fall of 2019. Went to my second local festival, usually do the festival vibe in the back yard but got invited out. Go up Thursday morning. Set up tent begin day drinking. At 7pm I began CHUGGING liquor like my life depended on it. By 9pn I finished a half a 1.75 of tequila, 2 beers and several henny swigs. I’m 5’2 and 140lbs so I got fucking drunk. I was falling all over the place and my husband threw my in the tent. I laid on my stomach and vomited and pissed myself all through the night. Next day Friday, took some Advil and walked around like the living dead. That night I took LSD and went to some shows. The L saved me that night. I did 30,000 steps on that trip. Next morning Saturday. Woke up sore af. I haven’t eaten anything but $2 grill cheeses for 3 days now. I also have not shit. Little back story, I have stomach problems and never shit daily so I never saw the necessity of a daily poop. Saturday afterno...